floof

Bread. It's what's for dinner.

Killer whales are making fun of us. I am certain if someone ever hooked them up with internet somehow, the first thing they'd do is troll us.

-and the next thing killer whales would do is run gift card scams to order rare fish.

and after that- they'd probably lrn2code

hi floof pat pat

hi hi

stop using code as a verb

verbing verb as a verb

I remember when there used to programmers not code monkeys

I'm feeling like more of the latter these days.

a whole bucket of worthlessness

a bucket of sunshine

is sleep even worth it? 3 hours is fine, right?

there's a crass joke in there somewhere

kick the bucket?

if you're into that I guess

i thought you were into that

wow, YouTube has been so slow lately because of adblockers that they somehow managed to almost serve me an ad at the beginning of a video, but the pages are sometimes not even fully loading and that one didn't either I think the time to quit that addictive slop is soon

dying, yes that's not exactly crass though is it

depends on how you do it, i guess

could be worse also You got ublock on firefox?

yes, twitch, I do do you think I would have anything else? I've been using it for like 7 years fuck Google

Who would kick a cute innocent cat.

cozy

damn, even my mouse cursor is disappearing for a second when trying to unpause starting to feel like maybe they overpaid Nvidia for all those GPUs for AI and now they're trying even more desperately to claw more money back by forcing as many people into seeing ads as they can

wordplay is an dying art