I have a soft spot for MILF's because I've been married to one for 20 years.
But the missus loves pussy as much as I do and it's my job to round it up for
us. What I have found is that the average 20 year old girl wants to come over,
grab some dinner, have a drink, then fuck like crazy. The average 40 year old
woman wants STI screenings dated that day, a full criminal background check, a
list of everyone we've voted for in the last 6 elections, 4 professional
references, our LinkedIn profiles, and she wants us to carefully review and
agree to her 3 page list of do's, don'ts, and don't even asks in front of a
notary. And this is before the in-person interview that must be done in broad
daylight, in a public place in the middle of a workday (because she's living
off alimony so she doesn't have to take PTO for this,) so she can vet us
before she'll even think about going on the first of three real dates which
are necessary before even thinking about getting close to using her like the
dirty cum rag she's pretending that she's not.
In short, we've fucked women barely older than my oldest kid 15 minutes after
meeting her and everyone had a great time. But every divorced woman at 35+
thinks she's doing us a favor by even deigning to speak to us. It's fucking
wild the level of delusional entitlement these older broads have.